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LEFT TO RIGHT: Frary and the Flag, The professor addressing the 2nd District, and Frary at the convention.

Be careful what you wish for...

“Frary is a 66-year-old, retired college professor, who dresses as if the Roaring ’20s had never quieted down and speaks as if he were saying exactly what was on his mind. He comes off as a cross between a slightly more refined W.C.Fields and a somewhat dissipated Benjamin Disraeli.
Political correctness? Don’t expect any. “The very fact my prospects of winning are remote is something I find liberating. Some in Republican leadership consider me a loose cannon,” he admitted in a phone interview. “If they can’t find a credible candidate [for Congress], they’ll be stuck with me.”
Those voters longing for an honest politician should remember the old adage about being careful what they wish for. They might end up with John Frary. On the other hand, they could do — and, in fact, have done — far worse.”
—Famous Columnist, Al Diamon

JOHN FRARY:
CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE IN THE SECOND DISTRICT

BIOGRAPHY IN BRIEF:
Born in Farmington, Maine on Dec. 2, 1940.
Graduate of Farmington High School.
BA, University of Maine
MA, Rutgers University
PhD course and examination requirements for Byzantine History
Graduate courses at Princeton University
Professor Middlesex County College in Edison, NJ 1972-2004

RELEVANT ACTIVITIES AND AFFILIATIONS:
Farmington Selectman ¤ Associate Editor: The International Military Encyclopedia ¤ Assistant Editor: Continuity, A Journal of History ¤ Publisher of the Lagado University Newsletter ¤ “Conservative columnist” for the Kennebec Journal and Morning Sentinel, March-December, 2005. Sacked for excessive persistence in criticizing the Dirigo Health Plan. ¤ Columnist for the Franklin Journal, Daily Bulldog and Downeast Coastal Press ¤ President Farmington Area Alumni Association - Past Worthy Steward of the Chesterville Grange ¤ Vestryman of St. Stephen’s Traditional Anglican Church ¤ Past Chairman of the Franklin County Republican Committee ¤ Board of Directors, Maine Taxpayers United ¤ Membership in the Farmington Historical Society, National Association of Scholars, the Historical Society and the Association of Literary Critics and Scholars, the Elks, the Rotary, the Masons and Life Member of the NRA ¤ Honorary member of the Western Maine Blacksmith’s Association.

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A Pox on Both Their Houses?

Pity Mike Michaud, the Machiavelli of Millinocket, in his attempts to fool all of the people all of the time. It's got to be a tough task when you vote precisely as Nancy Pelosi tells you to vote 96.3% of the time - and even tougher when the votes you cast against her are also on her orders. But his real quandry is sneaking it all past the voters in our polarized polity.

There is the America of Red States and Blue States, populated, as columnist Dave Barry likes to joke, by "ignorant, racist, fascist, knuckle-dragging, NASCAR-obsessed, cousin-marrying, road-kill-eating,tobacco-juice-dribbling, gun-fondling, religious fanatic rednecks AND godless unpatriotic pierced-nose Volvo-driving France-loving, leftwing Communist latte-sucking, tofu-chomping, holistic-wacko neurotic vegan weenie perverts."

One of these is a pretty good description of "Nancy's World". As for my world, I guess I come down firmly on whichever side will defend the country, uphold the Constitution and leave me alone, as I leave them to their juice dribbling proclivities.

But What Would Machiavelli Do? Some of Mike’s buddies in the Democratic leadership did send some envoys to a NASCAR event, but “recommended Democrat staffers be immunized” first. I wonder if they had to bring the little book with them when they returned to the office from the foreign country?

Piglet Soliloquy:

There is now a recurring theme in Western Culture - the multi-culturalist scam. All cultures must be adjudged equal, and no one can be offended by even so harmless a pleasantry as “Merry Christmas”. A while back in Britain, a local government council told workers not to have knickknacks on their desks representing Winnie-the-Pooh's porcine sidekick, Piglet.

It might be offensive to Muslims...

John McCain, rather than resorting to any of the verbal laxatives the PC Dweebs use on the subject, called Islamic extremists and jihadists, "a great force for evil that wants to destroy everything we stand for." Precisely. And enough to make a multi-culturalist sleep with their night light on.

I remember it differently, but Mark Steyn quotes theologian Martin Niemoller as saying "first they came for Piglet, and I did not speak out because I was not a Disney character and, if I was, I’m more of an Eeyore. So then they came for the Three Little Pigs, and Babe, and by the time I realized my country had turned into a 24/7 Looney Tunes it was too late, because there was no Porky Pig to stammer "Th-th-th-that's all, folks!" and bring the nightmare to an end".

As for Mike, I expect to see him at Daytona any day now, slurping a latte and chowing down on Quiche Lorraine, while sporting an NRA cap and wearing a “Jane Fonda was Pro Life” t-shirt . The mind reels.
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How Can I Help, You Ask?

A. Forward my website to as many people (preferably with high IQs) as you can.

B. SEND MONEY. $4,600 is the max, & if you can’t afford that for good entertainment, you’re in the wrong demographic. But I will gratefully accept lesser amounts, even from those of you who are in the Chuck Norris demographic.

C. When the campaign heats up, remember the maxim:, Ride to the Sound of the Guns! That means talking me up to your friends and associates, sending letters to the editor (you may deplore me if you wish - I'll take any kind of publicity which spells my name correctly: it's F-R-A-R-Y) and dragging Aunt Ida to the polls - or adjusting the valve on her oxygen while she fills out that absentee ballot...

Our Federal Overlords, in their zeal to protect us, have required me to file voluminous documentation of my success, and a copy of these scribblings can be requested from: The Federal Elections Commission, Washington D.C. etc. But actually they are out of business - and I'm not making this up - because partisan gridlock has reduced their numbers to the point where they can't get a quorum, so they can't issue opinions or reprimands. So if someone were to send me a check for $1,000,000, there would actually be no legal recourse against my accepting it... just a stray thought. So better yet, ASK ME. I'll be happy to keep you informed.

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Endorsements:

I can’t thank these brilliant gentlemen enough for the kind things they said about me, and I want to assure you that any of their family members who may have been visiting me were promptly released as well...

Senator Peter Mills: “John Frary has a superb intellect and a profound knowledge of history. His wit and powers of expression will add great depth to the discussion of issues affecting our nation from the perspective of northern and central Maine. It will be a pleasure to see him carrying the GOP banner throughout one of the largest and most beautiful Congressional districts in our nation.”

Senator Chandler Woodcock: “John Frary is exceptionally knowledgeable about the issues facing the people of Maine and the nation. He has a masterful grasp of the political process and is willing to dedicate himself to serving the people of the 2nd District. I greatly admire John's grasp of the subtleties of the political arena and know that he will be a wonderful Congressman whose votes will align with the beliefs of his constituents. I wholeheartedly endorse his candidacy.”

Senator Paul Davis: "John Frary will bring intellect, integrity and style to a Congress in desperate need of all three."

Dr Jon Reisman: “John will bring a sorely needed conservative and common sense voice to the race. His erudition and command over the issues will provide a telling contrast to the incumbent. John will be an able advocate for freedom and limited government and against the nanny state and the Move-on.org crowd that the incumbent has embraced.”

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